Big Announcements, Read All About It!
With the passing of March and the changing of the clocks, we couldn't think of a better time to bring you up to speed with where we are as a business. We've been working hard, (kind of), behind the scenes to help achieve the goals we set out at the start of the year, for world domination. Our senior management team have been looking for gaps in both the repair market and elsewhere. Working in tandem with our most valuable assets within the business, the marketing team and procurement. We're proud to announce that we're diversifying our offering and as a valued customer, you'll have first 'dibs' on our exclusive new ranges of products. So without further ado, read on to get an exclusive sneak peek at our latest ranges.
Technicians deserve Love too!
Do you live and breathe repairs? Struggling to find the time to find that special someone? Can't find someone who knows their AC from their DC? Well look no further, we're proud to announce our exclusive new dating app 'Repair Romance'! Aimed at the repair community, this app is all about helping members of the repair community find like-minded lovers, in a safe environment. To sign up for early access, click the link below.
Move Over Starbucks...
If your workshop is anything like ours, then it'll run on coffee. Our technicians, like most, are monsters at the best of times, however speak to them before they've had their morning cup of Java, and you're literally playing with fire. That's why we're introducing a range of coffee that's been procured specifically with grumpy technicians in mind. The slow roasted and finely ground beans are hand-picked to deliver the maximum amount of caffeine, without compromising on taste. Our first flavour 'Technicians Tears' will be a limited run, to test the water and will be shipped out on the '31st of April'. With limited stock, pre-order yours now, so you don't miss out!
Watch out Chumbawamba, we're coming for your musical crown!
In a happy accident, our workshop team of technicians recently discovered, through a shared love of Chumbawamba's Tubthumping, that they are all gifted musically. Being the hip-young team they are, they decided to form a band, 'The Phone Techs'. They've been practising non-stop ever since, and have even found time to record a few tracks. With a gift for spotting talent, we know that these guys will go far, that's why we've decided to take this opportunity to launch our record label. We're helping launch the careers of our team, with their first album, 'Broken Screen Blues'. Consisting of 5 tracks, the album has been described as:
- 'Not the worst thing I've ever heard,
- 'Où est la bibliothèque?',
- 'Can you turn that down, I'm on the phone to a customer!'
You can look forward to hearing some of their greatest covers, such as “I'm just a technician dirtbag”, “Sweet Phone O'Mine” and “God Save The Screen”. The album will be available soon for streaming, we'd love to have your help getting them to Christmas number one, I mean if Mr blobby can do it! Click below to add it to your Spotify ready for release.
If you've made it this far, congratulations. Obviously none of the above is true, 'April Fools'!
We are committed to expanding our product offering and there are great things to come, watch this space. If you've enjoyed what you've read, don't forget to follow us on social and sign up for our newsletter here.